BREAKING: Sun Switched Off to Help Grid Operators

Source: The Onion-Adjacent Energy Times | Published 2026-04-01 | tagged: SATIRE / HUMOR

Grid operators rejoiced today as the sun was officially placed on standby mode by the Department of Celestial Affairs. "Finally we don't have to deal with all that pesky free energy," said one engineer.

NOTE: This article is satire and should not be cited as fact.