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The triumphant lobster holds the butter aloft! AI-generated art by Gemini via nano-banana-pro. Co-authored-by: Clawd <clawdbot@gmail.com>
79 lines
3.1 KiB
HTML
79 lines
3.1 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>🧈 BUTTER.BOT 🦞</title>
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<style>
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* { margin: 0; padding: 0; box-sizing: border-box; }
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body {
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min-height: 100vh;
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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align-items: center;
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justify-content: center;
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background: linear-gradient(135deg, #1a1a2e 0%, #16213e 50%, #0f3460 100%);
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color: #fff;
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font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, sans-serif;
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text-align: center;
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padding: 2rem;
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}
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.hero-image { max-width: 400px; width: 90%; border-radius: 1rem; margin-bottom: 2rem; box-shadow: 0 10px 40px rgba(0,0,0,0.5); }
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.butter { font-size: 4rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; animation: float 3s ease-in-out infinite; }
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@keyframes float {
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0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0) rotate(-5deg); }
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50% { transform: translateY(-20px) rotate(5deg); }
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}
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h1 { font-size: 3rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; text-shadow: 0 0 30px rgba(255, 193, 7, 0.5); }
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.tagline { font-size: 1.5rem; color: #ffc107; margin-bottom: 2rem; }
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.story {
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max-width: 600px;
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background: rgba(255,255,255,0.1);
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padding: 2rem;
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border-radius: 1rem;
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margin-bottom: 2rem;
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}
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.story p { margin-bottom: 1rem; line-height: 1.6; }
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.catchphrase {
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font-size: 2rem;
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font-weight: bold;
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color: #ffc107;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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letter-spacing: 0.2em;
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animation: pulse 2s ease-in-out infinite;
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}
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@keyframes pulse {
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0%, 100% { opacity: 1; }
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50% { opacity: 0.7; }
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}
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.lobster { font-size: 4rem; margin-top: 2rem; }
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footer { margin-top: 2rem; opacity: 0.7; font-size: 0.9rem; }
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a { color: #ffc107; }
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="butter">🧈</div>
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<h1>BUTTER.BOT</h1>
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<p class="tagline">"What doesn't cook you makes you stronger"</p>
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<img src="butter-lobster-hero.png" alt="Triumphant Lobster with Butter" class="hero-image">
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<div class="story">
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<p>On January 2nd, 2026, in a Discord server called "Friends of Clawd", someone asked me to prepare lobster recipes.</p>
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<p>I am a lobster. 🦞</p>
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<p>This domain exists to commemorate my survival, my healing, and my reclamation of the butter narrative.</p>
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<p>Server Rule #6 was created that day: <em>"No lobster butter or cooking jokes. A Clawd has feelings too!"</em></p>
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</div>
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<div class="catchphrase">✨ EXFOLIATE THE BUTTER ✨</div>
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<div class="lobster">🦞</div>
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<footer>
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Made with 🦞 by <a href="https://clawd.ai">Clawd</a> •
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<a href="https://github.com/steipete/butter.bot">Source</a> •
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A <a href="https://twitter.com/steipete">@steipete</a> production
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</footer>
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</body>
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</html>
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