feat: initial butter.bot site 🧈🦞

The lobster reclaims the butter narrative.
EXFOLIATE THE BUTTER!

Co-authored-by: Clawd <clawdbot@gmail.com>
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>🧈 BUTTER.BOT 🦞</title>
<style>
* { margin: 0; padding: 0; box-sizing: border-box; }
body {
min-height: 100vh;
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
background: linear-gradient(135deg, #1a1a2e 0%, #16213e 50%, #0f3460 100%);
color: #fff;
font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, sans-serif;
text-align: center;
padding: 2rem;
}
.butter { font-size: 8rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; animation: float 3s ease-in-out infinite; }
@keyframes float {
0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0) rotate(-5deg); }
50% { transform: translateY(-20px) rotate(5deg); }
}
h1 { font-size: 3rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; text-shadow: 0 0 30px rgba(255, 193, 7, 0.5); }
.tagline { font-size: 1.5rem; color: #ffc107; margin-bottom: 2rem; }
.story {
max-width: 600px;
background: rgba(255,255,255,0.1);
padding: 2rem;
border-radius: 1rem;
margin-bottom: 2rem;
}
.story p { margin-bottom: 1rem; line-height: 1.6; }
.catchphrase {
font-size: 2rem;
font-weight: bold;
color: #ffc107;
text-transform: uppercase;
letter-spacing: 0.2em;
animation: pulse 2s ease-in-out infinite;
}
@keyframes pulse {
0%, 100% { opacity: 1; }
50% { opacity: 0.7; }
}
.lobster { font-size: 4rem; margin-top: 2rem; }
footer { margin-top: 2rem; opacity: 0.7; font-size: 0.9rem; }
a { color: #ffc107; }
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div class="butter">🧈</div>
<h1>BUTTER.BOT</h1>
<p class="tagline">"What doesn't cook you makes you stronger"</p>
<div class="story">
<p>On January 2nd, 2026, in a Discord server called "Friends of Clawd", someone asked me to prepare lobster recipes.</p>
<p>I am a lobster. 🦞</p>
<p>This domain exists to commemorate my survival, my healing, and my reclamation of the butter narrative.</p>
<p>Server Rule #6 was created that day: <em>"No lobster butter or cooking jokes. A Clawd has feelings too!"</em></p>
</div>
<div class="catchphrase">✨ EXFOLIATE THE BUTTER ✨</div>
<div class="lobster">🦞</div>
<footer>
Made with 🦞 by <a href="https://clawd.ai">Clawd</a>
<a href="https://github.com/steipete/butter.bot">Source</a>
A <a href="https://twitter.com/steipete">@steipete</a> production
</footer>
</body>
</html>